Nigerian Movie Reviews


Professional Lady

Posted September 9, 2012 by in Suspense
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1/ 5

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SYNOPSIS: The friendship between Mr. Johnson and his best friend is put to test when a woman is made known of their business secret. she succeeds in killing one of them and duping his son of his inheritance. A group of smart and knowledgeable workers are at work to find this advisory. The player is about to be played big time.
Parts/Divisions: The sequel to the movie "Professional Lady" is called "Game Mistress". The movie has four parts: Professional Lady part 1 and 2 then Game Mistress part 1 and part 2.
Memorable Lines/Scenes: "I feel greatly belonged by your presence" WTF (Welcome to facebook)!!! Is it that my vocabulary is not broad enough or is this actually English?
Cast: Tonto Dikeh, Artus Frank, Zubby Michael, David Mckenzie, Johannes Maier, Onyi Alex, Chacha Eke, Chuma Uchegbu

-Story: [0 out of 5] After finishing this movie I thought to myself, “why would any body want to sit through 4 hours of this?” Scratch that… why would anyone get past the first fifteen minutes of the movie? There’s nothing to look forward to from the get go. The narrator’s voice is not that […]

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-Story: [0 out of 5] After finishing this movie I thought to myself, “why would any body want to sit through 4 hours of this?” Scratch that… why would anyone get past the first fifteen minutes of the movie? There’s nothing to look forward to from the get go. The narrator’s voice is not that inspiring. Tonto, Artus and Chacha are simply spitting horrible renditions of what they assume to be the English language. Zubby is… acting a fool… jumping off buildings (do you think you’re spiderman? Abeg pull a chair my friend). I don’t know… maybe to some it might have been entertaining (and this is why I prefer to watch movies on irokotv, in order to see what others think) but to me it was a test of endurance.


-Originality: [0 out of 5] We’ve all seen this concept a million and one times over.


-Predictability: [0 out of 5] Even if you are slightly confused/doubtful, the title makes it quite obvious what direction the movie is going in.


-Directing/Editing: [0.5 out of 5] First of all, I thought this was a ri-don-culous movie, so forgive me for not understanding why the heck it’s in four parts. Too much wordy dialogue


-Acting quality: [0.5 out of 5] After watching a couple minutes of the movie, there was one question that remained on my lips/mind/head/heart (in the words of Jenifa, “worrefa”) and it was “Who is this Chuma Uchegbu guy” and “why can’t anybody in this movie command grammar” (I would say “speak English” but I am trying this new thing out called “being nice” – wish me luck!). We are saying that Artus can not speak English then they now come and tell him to play the role of an Americana? Unu a dikwa normal? (Are y’all normal?). From Artus to Chuma to Tonto To Onyi to Zubby to Chacha… everybody was just biting their tongue. Speaking of which, why is this Onyi Alex babe in every movie all of a sudden? If to say the babe sabi act, e go make sense but my girl no act shi-shi, (she can’t even ‘spake’ the English).. yet, every film you see now na so so Onyi Alex, Onyi Alex. Una no see Oma Nnadi? Or Esther Audu? What is Nollywood’s obsession with talentless acts? Oh dear God don’t let me even start with my absolute disdain for Zubby and Johannes. I shan’t ‘spake’ any further on the matter


-Setting: [2 out of 5] Ok


-Costume/Make-Up: [1 out of 5] Liked most of Tonto’s costumes, did not understand half of Chacha’s outfits


-Props and Graphics: [0 out of 5] Occasionally, on twitter, there are TTs (Trending Topics) that attack Nollywood (i.e #ThingsNollywoodTaughtMe). And the jokes on there are always the same recycled rubbish but it’s movies like this that fuel such idiotism. When someone shoots at a person and the victim has kool-aid emanate from his belly (even though he was shot in the chest), the gun sounds like thunder and the effect looks like cheap knock out… and finally they show you the victim’s body and he has red paint splattered on him. How do you progress from kool-aid to red paint?


-Video Quality: [1 out of 5] Could have been better


-Audio Quality [2 out of 5] Fair… needs to eliminate background noises in some scenes


-Soundtrack: [2 out of 5] Ok


-Musical Score: [3 out of 5] Nicely done

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    Simple Onyi Alex is Fcuking all the male marketers and producers,also Vera kanu gets paid to talk to the producers to put her,cos they arte very close,Nollywood is thrash,am realted to a producer am telling you i see alot of sheit,horrible actresses suddenly in all the movies,no profesionals,the very good ones u hardly see them,becausae they refused to sleep around,but get thier roles on a good note,may Thunder starike those producers who are hiding the real talented actors and actresses down,i like my brother because you have to be good to be in his movie,Nollywood now sucks,i no longeer watch Nigerian movies,alot of thrashy actresses thats cant act getting roles,and the ones that can act arent given the opportunity,because they refused to sleep around,imagine Onyi alex,Sugar,Chacha that is even everywhere to me i dont really feel here,Eve,acts better than her,thats is why most of them cant be top stars,Nollywood marketers and producers are simply spoiling our movies

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    There is one thrashy movie Onyi Alex acted in too,its called Sweet 16,you will watch it soon maybe,the babe na only to dey naked dey wear skimpy cloths she knows how to,she cant act,and i mean there wont be anything like an Actress in her,if you see the movie i swear you will slap that Girl,Only Eve,Angela,One Uche Girl,did it for me there,one day you will see the movie

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    i love the way u review nollywood films, keep it up. Just discovered ur blog, i must commend ur works.
    Pls visit my blog

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    Just because Artus Frank is in this movie it is worth seeing. And then another reason is Tonto Dikeh. Stop hating on these talented actors. I like this movie. Although it wasn’t the best, it’s certainly better than a lot of other Nollywood films out there. I think you have a crush on Artus, and you keep saying horrible things to get his attention. I certainly hope he ignores the hell out of you. That will actually be good for you to get some hell out of you actually. You are so hard up for him it’s ridiculous. And also why do you all think people sleep around to get into these movies. Your imaginations are really wild to claim to be people so righteous. Why are your imaginations so evil? Whatever is lovely, whatever is right keep your mind on these things. Philippians 4:8 When someone is always thinking evil of others, something is wrong with that person. If they are not doing the same things they are accusing others of, they already think about in their hearts. Plain Hypocritical!! & Ms. Nollywood while I am quoting the Bible, why don’t you do unto others as you would have them do unto you. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all!!!

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    Duly noted

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