Dirty Secret
NR Review
Genre: DramaI’m certain that in some warped universe and in a certain warped person’s mind, this story was beyond entertaining and every scene was gripping without competition. But… uhm… to a certain extent I don’t agree.
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Review
-Story: [0 out of 5] I’m certain that in some warped universe and in a certain warped person’s mind, this story was beyond entertaining and every scene was gripping without competition. But… uhm… to a certain extent I don’t agree.
-Originality: [2 out of 5] Originally outrageous!
-Predictability: [2 out of 5] Eh *turns palms up and down*
-Directing/Editing: [1 out of 5] First of all… it’s a four part movie. Second of all, some overly prolonged scenes.
-Setting: [3 out of 5] On point
-Costume/Make-Up: [3 out of 5] Tonto is a fyne gyal o… no be small thing and Muna (exempting the thong thing) did an amazing job with the bad boy role
-Props and Graphics: [3 out of 5] Ok
-Video Quality: [2 out of 5] Can’t see clearly in the night scenes
-Audio Quality [3 out of 5] Ok
-Soundtrack: [3 out of 5] Ok
-Musical Score: [3 out of 5] Nicely done
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how you scored this movie 6.8 is beyond me. a warped mind or a straight guy who is planning on becoming gay definately wrote this movie, OMG what a load of crap. why did anyone agree to do this? this script is for the likes of vanessa blu and co (incase u dont know vanessa blue, she is a porn star). gracious heavens tut tut tut tut
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How I scored the movie 6.8 is actually NOT beyond you… instead, it’s in front of you. The logic behind the rating is detailed in ‘bulletted’ points.
Let’s all quit being pretentious for a minute… we’ll watch porn from America but if Africa does something semi close to it, we’ll all start claiming self righteousness? See the reasoning behind the review on the review for MY FANTASY at http://www.nollywoodreinvented.com/2012/07/my-fantasy.html
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don’t eat me up. was only saying it should be classified under porn not home video. i watch porn u know, but i go to porn section to buy so i know what i’m buying. it will rate 9/10 if sold as a porn movie.
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Has Artus Frank ever been in a porn flick? & where can I see it?
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After semi-watching this (because I couldn’t even finish the movie) and hearing about Men in Love, I filed divorce papers for Muna. Mba nu. It killed my fantasy marriage to him. This is not good. It was just not good. This is all I have to say.
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How could you rate this movie without even mentioning Artus Frank? Did you even watch the whole film? Your criticism is not well researched nor well informed. I am beginning to realize that this column is a rehearsed script written solely for entertainment. Your opinions are usually one sided and under developed. I give you a 0 out of 5. No, make that a -100 out of 5.
However, at least you got us talking about Nollywood. May I ask you something? What qualifies you as a movie critic? Do you have any movie production experience?
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