Sweetest Fruit
NR Review
Genre: Drama-Story: [1 out of 5] The story for this movie (if there really was one) was extremely haphazardly done. The story was beyond forward and some of the lines in the beginning were extremely unrealistic to the extent of being puke-worthy. In between all the things happening too fast and the viewer being beyond confused [...]
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-Story: [1 out of 5] The story for this movie (if there really was one) was extremely haphazardly done. The story was beyond forward and some of the lines in the beginning were extremely unrealistic to the extent of being puke-worthy. In between all the things happening too fast and the viewer being beyond confused one is also made to deal with all the unnecessary and innumerous sex scenes. Yet in the end the dilemma was left unsolved. How is it that both Dylan and Dave look exactly alike? A question… left unanswered
-Originality: [0 out of 5] I can’t place my finger on one aspect of this story that I would consider accusing of being original. Is it the twin story? Hello… Ramsey Noah in “Dangerous Twins”, Genevieve Nnaji in “caught in the act”, Mercy Johnson in “My sisters tears”. In fact, Ini Edo now went and crowned the entire phenomenon as a triplet in “unforeseen”.
-Predictability: [0 out of 5] If you didn’t see the end coming then you were watching another movie.
-Directing/Editing: [1 out of 5] Lacks professionalism especially in the ‘quest’ scene where Johannes is supposed to be singing alone on stage and then shocked by the appearance of Tonto Dike from out of nowhere (you know now? The way it’s done in Hollywood)… well let’s just say it was done in a tacky manner…that and many many scenes. And I didn’t understand why every now and then Johannes’ character would claim to have written a new song and then come out singing some Diana Ross song, needless to say his voice was not that hot (in fact, it was extremely cold).
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-Acting quality: [1 out of 5] There were only 3 actual actors in this movie. Tonto Dikeh. Muna Obiekwe (speaking of whom, needs to loose weight). And then the young lady at the beer parlor. Everyone else (especially Johannes Maier in my opinion) needs to quit acting or go to acting school.
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-Setting: [2 out of 5] Ok
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-Costume/Make-Up: [1 out of 5] Failed to cover up Tonto Dikeh’s tattoos, especially considering that she was playing the role of a Mary-Amaka (churchy female or S.U almost). Muna Obiekwe needed to either loose weight or loose the tiny tops. And if Johannes is to keep acting, it’s best they found a store for long people with suits that don’t look make him look so lanky.
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-Props and Graphics: [2 out of 5] The gun shot was not well done
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-Video Quality: [2 out of 5] Ok
-Audio Quality [3 out of 5] Good
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-Soundtrack: [3 out of 5] Ok
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-Musical Score: [3 out of 5] Nicely done
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I want to suggest a yoruba movie titled asiri(secret) by daniel ademinokan.it will console you.dnt be fooled by the movie the potforlio by martha ankomah it is the same as government babes.keep your money or send it to me order than buy 1-4 of rubbish
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Alright, I will look out for Asiri. I’ve had the movie, the portfolio on my list of movies-to-watch for the longest but I’m not a Martha Ankomah fan so I’ve been postponing it.
Government babes… well… with a title like that, the movie can wait.
Thanks
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This is where bad quality of movies step in…bad movie and bad act and bad story…
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I have to duff my hat to you for sitting through ‘Leave my Wife’ and then this one in quick succession. How do you do it? After shutting my eyes a few times within the first few seconds and nearly puking all under 3 minutes of the movie, I gave up. I want to be polite so I wont say more than that.
Off to look for Asiri. But what I desperately want is a ‘Memories of my Heart’ quality movie. Am I asking for too much?
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O my dayz, thank you for understanding! Honestly, I think I need an award too lol
But I felt I always review good movies, it’s time to add a little spice with the crappy movies (if that makes any sense).
Lol, Memories of my heart was good but most people weren’t in awe of it… then again I’m biased toward rom coms lol.
Let me know how Asiri goes…
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Is there a 3rd part? Well… I’ll presume if the movie has a 3rd part then it should be in your video store
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Well… I watch them for free online
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Hmm… I’m actually a big proponent of supporting the industry. But, I’m not one to judge…. all I have to say is that I can’t help you with an illegal link
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I didn’t know YouTube was illegal
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Yes! YouTube streaming is illegal… the only legal Nigerian movies on YouTube are Nollywood Love movies. And… Nollywood Love did not upload “Sweetest Fruit”, hence, making it illegal
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And how about Naijapals? Is that illegal too?
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Well, Naijapals don’t upload movies they link out to other websites so basically, they provide you the link to watch it on youtube.
In a way, Yes! This is endorsing and promoting the spread of illegal movies but if you notice they mostly link out to Nollywoodlove videos which are legal (and then again they probably only link out to Nollywood Love because iRokoTV is constantly shutting down all illegal movie uploaders on youtube so they have no other options)
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Are you from Africa?
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Nigerian! Born and bred
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Ok thanks
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Is there a part 3 to the Sweetest Fruit? Because it didn’t end right at all
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hello everyone.
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Hello reineneted,have you seen the movie tattoo girls
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Hello reinvented have you seen the movie tattoo girls,it features,tonto,mike ezuronye,please check it out
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Actually, I started watching that movie some 2 weeks ago… still not half way through the first part.
But cos you asked I’ll try and review it sometime soon
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Okay thank you please do,i acted in the movie,i want to know what you think about the characters,i wont mention who i am lol,but its a nice movie please do and let me know what you think about it too,you are doing very well i want to know if i did well knowing you are very observant
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Alrighty, no problem… I will be glad to. And cos you won’t tell me who you are, I might have to review every single character in the film lol
Thank you!
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I just saw ur review on Tattoo girls,thanks,i am uche the girl who played sophia,s character,cheers keep it up
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Helloooooo, i just saw it,you finally watched it,thank you ,let me tell you who i am,gaannn gannnn,lol,i am the girl that played,sophia,s character,my name is uche..thank you for what you saw,you shall see more of us,keep up the good work…cheers
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Aha! I guessed right lol… you’re welcome dear
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what is the title of the song played at the first part of sweetest fruit when the gals and d guy were having gud time in d pool please
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It’s called “Elewe Ukwu” by TJ ft Nigga Raw… Here’s a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlXawSKOU4
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pls change ur template back to the preiousone..it looked better and fits the purpose of ur website.
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i even thought i clicked the wrong link lol
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sorry i forgot i was looking at the post nt the home page.. so i didnt see the other movies as they on ur homepage.
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Ah! I see… for a minute there I was beginning to wonder
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