NR ReviewGenre: Drama
-Story: [0 out of 5] WTF (Where’s the fridge)! Really? Are there still movies this stupid? Really? In this era of “Last Flight to Abuja” and “PhoneSwap“. Oh wow! -Originality: [0 out of 5] It was honestly, an original piece of crap. The only strand in this mumbo jumbo excuse of a movie would [...]
-Originality: [0 out of 5] It was honestly, an original piece of crap. The only strand in this mumbo jumbo excuse of a movie would have to be the fact that John Dumelo was doing eheh eheh with Juliet’s father (wait! Now that I think about it, it doesn’t sound that original). Regardless… still a piece of crap. My candid advice: break and flush (confused about what ‘break and flush’ is? Refer to the “Just One Kiss” review)
-Predictability: [0 out of 5] Depending on how you look at it…
-Directing/Editing: [0 out of 5] Rubbish continuity. Zero cinematographic skills. Ridiculous casting (whose idea was it to cast Ohene as Juliet’s father? The guy looks like her husband or elder brother at best). Shaky camera scenes. Random zooming into people’s bakassi’s (aka butts). This movie just fails on too many counts. 23 minutes into the movie and I feel like I’ve been watching it for days on end. Even “drop of blood” (which might I add was a 6 part movie) did not frustrate me this much.
-Acting quality: [0.5 out of 5] So I see the cover of this movie and it has Juliet Ibrahim, John Dumelo and Emmanuel Emoabino on the front and all I can think is… “this can not be good” (you know it’s bad when I actually felt some sort of relief when I saw Artus Frank’s name in the opening credits) and then the movie starts and it says Director: Afe Olumuwe! Yup that’s when I realized that I was in for 2hrs of torture. Let’s start with John Dumelo. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS MOVIE? Honestly, I tire… what on God’s earth is going on here. This is John Dumelo. As in THE John Dumelo. This guy was on the same level as Majid a second ago… and now? He is making movies like ‘Tracy’ and ‘All My Tears‘. My guy please consider all MY tears and stop doing this to us, your fans! Anyone with eyes can see that your career is going in the negative direction of recent. I mean the last thing I saw him in that made any sense was “The Adams Apples Series” and even that is over now. Since you are now costarring in movies with Emmanuel Emoabino, what will you do next? It seems as if James Gardiner is getting the roles you should be getting… abeg o please do something to come back up… hire a PR agent! Beg for roles… do something abeg (and whilst you are at it… a couple visits to the gym can’t hurt, or can it?). ON to the next, Emmanuel Emoabino! God please rid us of this ill… (consider this when reading that, I honestly tried to put it nicely). Ohene… No! Bibi… ah babe I love you o but you are going to need to upgrade your level sometime soon cos my love has an expiry date. I actually liked Artus in this movie more than usual, maybe because everyone else made me want to gauge my eyes. Juliet Ibrahim could definitely have been more convincing. And all the other people? I reserve my comments. By the way, lest I forget, John Dumelo did as John Dumelo does.
-Setting: [2 out of 5] Ok
-Costume/Make-Up: [2 out of 5] All these females with ikebe supras in tiny little dresses sef
-Props and Graphics: [0 out of 5] What an epic failure… where do I even start from? Is it the juju props or the gas room or… no! It was just… failing!
-Video Quality: [1 out of 5] Ok
-Audio Quality [0.5 out of 5] Background noises needed to be controlled (or eliminated). And that voice that was supposed to be ominous? You’re kidding me right?
-Soundtrack: [0 out of 5] Here’s a line from it “Let’s parry tee da airy mon” translation “Let’s party till the early morn”
-Musical Score: [3 out of 5] Good