Blood & Chocolate
NR ReviewGenre: Drama
-Story: [0 out of 5] Look at that on the top! Just look at that. Who directed this movie? Produced it? Screenplay? Oya now look in the list of actors too…. chei! You can like to make a one cast film too whilst you are at it (Africans thou art cheap… and yes! Me too). I [...]
-Story: [0 out of 5] Look at that on the top! Just look at that. Who directed this movie? Produced it? Screenplay? Oya now look in the list of actors too…. chei! You can like to make a one cast film too whilst you are at it (Africans thou art cheap… and yes! Me too). I was so happy when I was typing out the info for this movie and it said… “Blood and Chocolate – GHANAIAN MOVIE”. Phew! At least this time it’s not Nigerians that are falling my hand. If I call this movie a joke, that would be an insult to every other movie that was an actual joke. This is a disaster.
-Originality: [0 out of 5] Rubbish
-Predictability: [0 out of 5] Stone yaselves biko (please)
-Directing/Editing: [1 out of 5] First of all, this movie (if I can call it that) needed not have been made. Who was responsible for casting? Come, even more importantly, how much did you offer John Dumelo for him to agree to act in this joke? No seriously, tell me because tomorrow, me and some of the folks in the neighbourhood are going to get together and make a YouTube video I’m pretty certain we can get JD to do that too. Ridiculous bullshit absolute mockery of a continuity. Horrid cinematography. But more importantly, who cast that little 14 year old kid as a man (… and then they gave him a gun too? O come on… ‘believability’ rating going down). Then again, what did I expect when I clicked PLAY on a movie called “Blood and chocolate’
-Acting quality: [0 out of 5] I really want to give one point for acting because of Christabel Ekeh and John Dumelo’s combined attempts at acting but I don’t think two halves (which would equal only one oh), is enough for me to give this movie (with a full cast of talentless acts) any point.
-Setting: [2 out of 5] Adeequate, even though I didn’t think the house of the deceased billionaire was as grand as it was supposed to be
-Costume/Make-Up: [1 out of 5] Did that little man-boy have make up on? Am I the only one who noticed that… it looked like he had some sort of eyeliner on? (or was that just me?)
-Props and Graphics: [2 out of 5] Ok
-Video Quality: [2 out of 5] Good
-Audio Quality [1 out of 5] Need to eliminate background noises
-Soundtrack: [2 out of 5] Ok
-Musical Score: [3 out of 5] Not bad