Touch My Soul
NR ReviewGenre: Crime
-Story: [0 out of 5] You have not seen a useless movie, unless you’ve seen Touch my soul. I honestly believe that the movie was made with the sole aim of trying to find out how stupid a movie one can make. The screenplay is ridiculous, I mean what kind of a line is “Yes! […]
-Story: [0 out of 5] You have not seen a useless movie, unless you’ve seen Touch my soul. I honestly believe that the movie was made with the sole aim of trying to find out how stupid a movie one can make. The screenplay is ridiculous, I mean what kind of a line is “Yes! Carlos is my boyfriend. He has been staying in your hotel and now I’m here. In fact, I just want to go up to his room and f*** him right now” (sorry? what?)
-Originality: [0 out of 5] It is an original Martha Ankomah movie in that it is an original waste of time excuse for a movie
-Predictability: [2 out of 5] One can predict the beginning, the middle but definitely not the end.
-Directing/Editing: [0 out of 5] Honestly, everyone armed with a camera is a director and everyone armed with windows movie maker is an editor is the feeling that this movie evokes.
-Acting quality: [0 out of 5] Only two people could genuinely act in this movie, namely, Roselyn Ngissah and Gavivina Tamakloe. However, their combined time on camera is about 10 minutes from part 1 to 2. Hence, I don’t see the reason why a guest appearance should be able to increase the worth of a worthless excuse for a movie. I honestly wonder if Martha Ankomah has ever gone back to watch any of her movies before. You can not keep consistently delivering such a level of crap and somehow believe that you are making leeway in your career. Artus Frank is…. argh! Artus needs to go for speech therapy! I can’t emphasize this enough. Roselyn Ngissah however is confusing me. I only watched this movie because of her and now I’m more confused than ever. My question is, is going to keep on acting in useless movies like this or will she step it up with movies like “Please Marry me” and the Adams Apples Series
-Setting: [0 out of 5] One look at the resort that is supposedly the best in all of Ghana will explain the rating for setting.
-Costume/Make-Up: [1 out of 5] Hmm…
-Props and Graphics: [0 out of 5] Somehow, an earphone is now a hi-tech video recorder, speaker and mic all wrapped up in one. Tell me why the so called undercover detective was speaking into his button in the name of communicating with his crew?
-Video Quality: [1 out of 5] Like I said in Directing… have a camcorder? You are a movie maker
-Audio Quality [1 out of 5] Hmm…
-Soundtrack: [1 out of 5] An array of stolen American songs for which credit is not even given at the end.
-Musical Score: [1 out of 5] Ok